A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!

Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."

Lovenge by hjk200 September 25, 2013

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trump loving fuck

Trump loving fuck is a man who is so in love with Donald Trump they would blow him if they could no matter how bad his policies hurt working people.

Craig doesn't care that Trump's tax plan is killing us because he is a Trump loving fuck.

trump loving fuck by Bearcatkev June 29, 2018

Drugstore Loving

(plural noun) (1.) The kind of frivolous sexual relations that require frequent trips to the drugstore for condoms and creams. (2.) The kind of sexual relations that are easy to come by; commonplace. Dime a dozen.

"Girls and things may come by the dozen, but that ain't nothin' but drugstore loving." -- Mae West

Drugstore Loving by ChristianSlater69 November 19, 2010

half-loving

To not fully/really love someone essentially leading them on or making them believe you love them in a relationship usually, these relationships don't end up working, and one of the parties end up hurting and looking this up on urban dictionary.

John: Yeah, she was half-loving him, and he was too blinded to see it. Now she left him, and he's alone.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.

half-loving by Cryb0 March 17, 2021

loving

loving means kind and helpful if someone is loving you might really want to spend time with them

My husband is loving

loving by Noel369 March 27, 2021

loving best friends

When you love you're best friend, things can go wrong. Things may not turn out exactly the way you wanted too, and they may not have the same feelings about you. If they find out you had feelings for you, it may ruin everything you guys had together. Memories will be forgotten, and special moments may not be so special anymore. But, keep your hed up high, things aren't the same for everyone and this may work out differently for everyone. You may just be together forever because you know each other so well.

You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: Oh, uhm, I don't feel the same way about you.
You: That's awesome. I feel like a moron.

You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: I like you, too. Actually, I love you.
You: I love you, too
Best friend: So, I geuss we're like best friends in love.

You: Well, we're loving best friends. So, yeah.

loving best friends by rararomamaromaromamagagaoolala April 7, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026