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A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
Lovenge by hjk200 September 25, 2013
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Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours

Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion

Extra special is how you make me feel

Ass is what i call you lol

Gratitude is what i have for having met you

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Chundery Lovenest

A Chundery Lovenest is a term used to describe two people (usually under the heavy influence of alcohol to the point of being sick) who go to the toilet or designated puke point with the intention of making out. The twist comes when one or both of the participants are sick, not necesseraly over each other. The level of drunkness negates the repulsive factor of kissing someone who has been sick
Guy 1 - Hey, where have those two gone?
Guy 2 - Probably in the toilet together

Guy 1 - Man, they are both looking pretty sick
Guy 2 - Yeah, its gonna be a horrible Chundery Lovenest in there...
Guy 1 - He should have gone for a tactical chunder like you
Chundery Lovenest by Brzozka January 1, 2010

Lady Lozenge 

Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.
"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"

"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
Lady Lozenge by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009

Loveness 

Loveness: the feeling of complete and total love without question for someone
My loveness for her got me thru my dark days.
Loveness by Chester The Cat January 29, 2015
Commonly known as a sweet or tablet or a shape, it can also be confused with Beyonce Knowles' younger sister's name, Solange Knowles.
Person 1: OMG have you seen Bring It On 2? With Lozenge Knowles?
Person 2: I think you mean Solange...
Lozenge by Naomi Richards November 7, 2007

Ikea Lovenest 

n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.

A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."

"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
Ikea Lovenest by lingus among July 29, 2008