A description of a person who is equally hot, cute, and handsome/beautiful. Developed from the “Loam Model of Attractiveness” which charts people based on whether they are perceived as cute, hot, or handsome/beautiful much in the way soil is determined using proportions of sand, silt, and clay, with loam at the center of the chart indicating a healthy mix of all three.

Person 1: Did you see that person? They were attractive as hell!
Person 2: I know! They were soooo loamy.
Person 1: *drools*

Loamy by Hughey July 23, 2021

Related Words

LOVAMY • lovamon • Lovay • Loamy • Loaamyph • Lovemy • LoveMy22 • lovemymilfs • lovaries • Love Myself

lovamon

love thirsty. Someone who is serious about love.

Mk’s a lovamon.

lovamon by cashakidd November 4, 2019

lovamon

a boy/emotional lightskin playa who is looking for love/thirsty/ in love/heartbroken/dumped and crying, who regularly plays drake for pleasure

faraz: put on marvins room, jawed: stop being such a lovamon

lovamon by girlslovebeyonce123 November 19, 2013

LoveMy22

LoveMy22 Means you love something or someone more than ever.they had a big influence in your life and it means the most to they

LoveMy22

LoveMy22 by NotReallyDurk September 11, 2021

Loamy

A loose, chunky desert soil condition caused by rain.

After the storm, we went dirt riding at Jawbone, and the weather was clear, but the soil was loamy.

Loamy by Skywalker Skater March 9, 2011

Lovamon

A boy who shows interest in a girl and tries to get a girl who doesn’t want him. He may know she doesn’t want him but still shows emotion.

Lucas she doesn’t want you, stop being a lovamon.

Lovamon by IJLM October 21, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026