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1) Jawed Karim, the Co-Creator of YouTube, and the oldest YouTube account. He is popular for uploading the first YouTube video, entitled: "Me at the Zoo", uploaded on April 23rd, 2005. (Though some believe "itgetsbetterproject" is the oldest account, it might be)

2) To slam someone with your jaw
Example 1 :
Poopinstein The 3rd : Hmm.. I wonder who the oldest YouTube user is?

Smart Guy McShit : Why it's jawed of course :D

Example 2 :
by CyberNets December 27, 2011
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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To punch with extreme force rendering the victim unable to stand whilest also causing facial damage
"hey man,that prick just drank my pint!!"
"knock him out then"
"haha that cunt got jawed"
by war.b February 16, 2005
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Another way to say "get head" Get a blow job, males recieving oral sex.
Fuck getting a job, she needs to get jawed and sell bj's till her mouth get raw. - Mac Dreezie 'Not my job'
by That one the fund February 09, 2006
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