An annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word "life" sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the United Kingdom.

Bloke: What's your favorite cereal, chap?

Aaron: LOIFE

LOIFE by Dante Smith yooo October 8, 2009

Related Words

loife • LOIF • loifish • da pew pew loife • Loike for Loife

loife

loife = life, in the language created by dumbass highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns

loife is loife and loife is noice

loife by L0nd0n May 31, 2006

Loike for Loife

Three words that completly describe the greatest partnership in the history of the world. Truly Masterclass and was
apparently created by the owners of Gormville to show the lesser peasants their absolute and utter coolness and the strength of their friendship!

Random hot girl says "I heard that those two people over there are such good friends that they have a cool saying that proves it! It goes something like'' loike for loife.'' I think their names are Johnny and Claire".

Loike for Loife by Gormville4loife January 3, 2009

loifish

of dress) light, easygoing, and unwavering

a loifish, cold, and noisome dress"

loifish by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

loife

loife (= love and life): (to) build a hut on solid ground and defend it against time and highs and lows

I loife here in the face of madness

loife by Krkič April 5, 2019

Loife

Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.

i wasted all my life living a Loife

Loife by u are welcome m8 don't go atme June 8, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026