An annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word "life" sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the United Kingdom.
Bloke: What's your favorite cereal, chap?

Aaron: LOIFE
by Dante Smith yooo October 8, 2009
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loife = life, in the language created by dumbass highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns
loife is loife and loife is noice
by L0nd0n May 29, 2006
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loife (= love and life): (to) build a hut on solid ground and defend it against time and highs and lows
I loife here in the face of madness
by Krkič April 5, 2019
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Little One I'll Fuck.

The opposite of a MILF.
Cat B has been a loif since 3rd grade.
by loifhunter December 10, 2010
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Three words that completly describe the greatest partnership in the history of the world. Truly Masterclass and was
apparently created by the owners of Gormville to show the lesser peasants their absolute and utter coolness and the strength of their friendship!
Random hot girl says "I heard that those two people over there are such good friends that they have a cool saying that proves it! It goes something like'' loike for loife.'' I think their names are Johnny and Claire".
by Gormville4loife January 3, 2009
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Being the largest loser in Jeopardy
'LOIFE, JEOPARDY ISN'T HARD!"
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Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.
i wasted all my life living a Loife
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