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An annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word "life" sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the United Kingdom.
Bloke: What's your favorite cereal, chap?

Aaron: LOIFE
LOIFE by Dante Smith yooo October 8, 2009
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loife = life, in the language created by dumbass highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns
loife is loife and loife is noice
loife by L0nd0n May 31, 2006
loife (= love and life): (to) build a hut on solid ground and defend it against time and highs and lows
I loife here in the face of madness
loife by Krkič April 5, 2019
Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.
i wasted all my life living a Loife
Being the largest loser in Jeopardy
'LOIFE, JEOPARDY ISN'T HARD!"
Loife by DaDictionaryBroski February 13, 2021

Loike for Loife 

Three words that completly describe the greatest partnership in the history of the world. Truly Masterclass and was
apparently created by the owners of Gormville to show the lesser peasants their absolute and utter coolness and the strength of their friendship!
Random hot girl says "I heard that those two people over there are such good friends that they have a cool saying that proves it! It goes something like'' loike for loife.'' I think their names are Johnny and Claire".
Loike for Loife by Gormville4loife January 3, 2009

da pew pew loife 

da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.
Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.
da pew pew loife by an0niim0u55 February 15, 2018
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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