An annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word "life" sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the United Kingdom.
Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.
Three words that completly describe the greatest partnership in the history of the world. Truly Masterclass and was
apparently created by the owners of Gormville to show the lesser peasants their absolute and utter coolness and the strength of their friendship!
Random hot girl says "I heard that those two people over there are such good friends that they have a cool saying that proves it! It goes something like'' loike for loife.'' I think their names are Johnny and Claire".
da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.
Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!