The act of fisting somebody to death in a swimming pool.
Named after Stuart Lubbock received severe anal injuries and died in the swimming pool at British celebrity-wrong-cock, Michael Barrymore's, homo sex and drugs pool-party.
If I catch you with your nose in my gak again, Bernie, I'll give you a right Lubbocking.
City in Texas, home of the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Known for it's incredible lack of trees, water and hills, as well as it's insane mass of dust, wind, and trucks.
Lubbock is a great place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit...
In Lubbock, you could watch your dog run away for three days...
Person 1: "Yo! Did you hear about that person that's so concerned about being stalked that they only put their initials on their social media page? I found their LinkedIn profile!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
Derogatory term for lobster. A creature known to be the living embodiment of fecal matter and a known enemy to all shrimpé-kind. Lobsters are known tricksters and will decieve you if not handled properly. If encountered, boil at all costs.
Those filthy fucking lobbo better lay they filthy claws off me shrimpé. hhhhh
Lmbo is a more appropriate version of Lmao for people who want to kiss their mother with a clean mouth. It stands for "Laughing my butt off", "Laughing my bones off", "Last mountain bird observatory", "Little mister Bobby Opal", or "Lying my behind off".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!