LJ's Office 

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

LJ's Office by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

LJ's Dick 

A small piece of shit dick that will never work nor cum

Damn, i got an LJ's dick last night!!

LJ's Dick by The Creator aka LJ February 28, 2018

LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

LJ se BP by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

LJ Sprint 

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

LJ Sprint by LG Cork September 18, 2021

W.W.S.L.J.D 

what would Samuel L. Jackson do?

guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?

guy 2: he would kick ass and take names with john travolta

W.W.S.L.J.D by Master Sheep August 5, 2008

lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo) 

1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.

2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.

"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"

lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo) by Sick Amore' April 17, 2004

LJS'd 

Shooting load on a girls chest then taking out a pepper grinder to add pepper to it in tribute to Long John Silver's premium fish sandwich's peppered tartar sauce.

I was totally getting blown by this chick named Porter when I LJS'd on her chest and yelled Argh like the Long John Silver pirate.

LJS'd by Ginga 2 January 25, 2013