ljs 

ljs means:Lets Just Say

ljs he looked good today

ljs by terror10 April 19, 2012

Ljs 

Life just sucks

Wow, you had a 12 hour graveyard shift? Ljs

Ljs by DISISSUS July 28, 2021

LJS'd 

Shooting load on a girls chest then taking out a pepper grinder to add pepper to it in tribute to Long John Silver's premium fish sandwich's peppered tartar sauce.

I was totally getting blown by this chick named Porter when I LJS'd on her chest and yelled Argh like the Long John Silver pirate.

LJS'd by Ginga 2 January 25, 2013

LJs boyfriend 

LJs is gay and he has a boyfriend and that is me (Bryce)

LJs boyfriend bryce is so gay like Lj

LJs boyfriend by Thefuckthismeans? March 19, 2021

LJ's Office 

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

LJ's Office by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

LJSTFD 

Acronym for Let's Just Shut This Fucker Down. To be said upon discovering alcohol fueled madness at a late hour in one's dwelling. Must be said after holding one's head in one's hands and running hand through hair with an exasperated look. Often paired with GTFO or the ego-syntonic PTFO (peace the fuck out).

Tom: "How many people in the hot tub?"
Drunk kid: "uh...10...no, 9"
T: "uh, LJSTFD. GTFO!"
D: "Oh fuck man, we gotta PTFO!"

LJSTFD by CAMOBLACKICEXXXXX June 18, 2009

ljstra

ljstra was created march 6th, 2004, in denton texas, when an astronomical experiment failed due to excessive cloud-cover.

in essence ljstra is an amalgamation of two very capable Halo alter-egos, which, when combined, defy all previously set limits in wheel-of-fortune style gameplay.

ljstra can often be found frolicking on parkgrounds and college campuses, usually seeking a pond, where he/she will engage in the hunting of turtles.

those wishing to capture the elusive ljstra are encouraged to use a lure of either poorly secured apostrophe's and/or secluded movie-watching environments.

person: "OMG LOOK! ITS LJSTRA!!! ... aww he/she looks so happy!"
otherPerson: "well of course, its au to maatic!"

ljstra by stra March 6, 2005