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Lowittosophy 

the act of speaking mindblowing words that blow peoples' dicks, figuratively speaking. Poetry meets Philosophy to have this beast of an offspring. This act also involves, but is not limited to, the fucking of the mind.
"Did you hear that Lowittosophy? That was mindfucking!
Lowittosophy by BRo box April 28, 2011
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Slutty-looking, yet unusually attractive girls. Normally of Mediterranean or Lebanese descent- first introduced in "fat pizza" episodes. Commonly used in regions such as Burwood.
Ash: Where da fuck we goin bra?
Yousef: dunno cuz just wasting fuel.....LOWIES ON THE LEFT!
(Both yelling): CHECK OUT THA LOWIES BRA...
lowie by Shamuta July 4, 2005

lowie hunt 

The act of embarking on a late night journey, usually once inebriated, for promiscuous, easy women to have sexual encounters with.
Partygoer 1 "Mate this party's mellowing out, I vote we go on a lowie hunt!"

Partygoer 2 "Fuck yeah man, i could go me some lowies right now!"
lowie hunt by Mav. January 7, 2008
Lowick is a small village near corby, with a population of around 12 and a 1/2. it's home to a small park, where vile acts on mankind take place. You will never see anyone leave there house, as most are dead and forgotten about. Travel with caution, when lost you will be stranded for several days. Survival kit needed. The council is run by a secret cult of blood-thirsty cannabals, what hold there rituals in a creepy ass mansion located up the road. No one has been seen after entering the satantic building. One witch strolls the street looking for her prey, with a dog that looks wrinklier than a old mans ball bag, going to drop dead any second.
"Lowick is a shithole"
lowick by Gigantor11 November 29, 2015
A divorced, middle aged, bald man, with children, who is so desperate not be alone he does anything to please his, usually older, also divorced girlfriends, who have children of their own, by using his savings and kids college fund to pay for their lifestyle and her kids expenses.
Hey girl, I hear you're looking to finally start dating you HAVE to get A Lowie. He'll literally do anything you say and pay for everything your hot ex refused to pay for; gifts, trips, spas, etc.... He'll be totally up your ass and pretty much agree to whatever you want to do. A MUST first guy to date after a bad marriage. Only downside is a possible restraining order to get him away from you if you break up. But a guy like that will most likely have priors so enforcement is not an issue. You'll thank me!
A Lowie by ElenoreLow May 16, 2019
Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.
Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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