9 definitions by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann
Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 15, 2008
An extremely bonehead political move. Usually done right after winning an election. Named after Kevin Rudd, Australian Prime Minister that thought it would be a good idea to raise booze prices in a nation of boozing voters.
Politician: I've raised the tax of pre-mixed spirits by 200%!
Aussie Jack: Dude, you just pulled the biggest rudd I've ever seen.
Aussie Jack: Dude, you just pulled the biggest rudd I've ever seen.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann May 6, 2008
The state a person gets in after consuming the drug GHB. Rubbing of one's chest and making loud exhaling/inhaling noises is present.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010
1. Melbourne/Australian slang for a GHB overdose. Can vary greatly in severity. Passing out uncontrollably and loss of motor skills are the most identifiable symptoms of a non-serious case. More serious cases involve vomitting and loud indecipherable yelping or yelling. Can result in death.
2. Someone that frequently overdoses on GHB.
2. Someone that frequently overdoses on GHB.
1. Carl: Did you see that dude blowout outside.
Paul: Yeh. What an arsehole.
2. Frank: Have you spoken to Sam?
Sean: No, he's a filthy blowout.
Paul: Yeh. What an arsehole.
2. Frank: Have you spoken to Sam?
Sean: No, he's a filthy blowout.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann June 7, 2010
A Dogcunt is a person that has betrayed either a member of his/her friendship group or the group as a whole.
The act can be malicious eg; sleeping with a friend's parner, or non-malicious such as leaving a friend to face a beating in order to save one's own skin.
The act can be malicious eg; sleeping with a friend's parner, or non-malicious such as leaving a friend to face a beating in order to save one's own skin.
Friend one: I heard thomo fucked your mrs?
Friend two: Yep... Fucking dogcunt.
Friend one: So paul just left you to cop a beating from 3 guys?
Friend two: Yep. If he had've stayed we could have taken them, but I couldn't take three by myself.
Friend one: What a fucking dogcunt.
Friend two: Yep... Fucking dogcunt.
Friend one: So paul just left you to cop a beating from 3 guys?
Friend two: Yep. If he had've stayed we could have taken them, but I couldn't take three by myself.
Friend one: What a fucking dogcunt.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 9, 2012
Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.
Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010