LANDVSCAPE
What an unoriginal jerk would call his business when the other stupidest name for a landscaping company is already taken.
LANDVSCAPE by Baltmann October 27, 2004
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four seasons total landscaping
A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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landscraper
ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.
Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !
landscraper by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017
Midnight Landscaper
Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008
landscape rape
Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?
When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.
landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015
landscape reupload
Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.
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landscapeyness
(1) a sense of place evoked by a image, representation, or engagement of a particular landscape.
(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.
(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.
(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(1) The grandeur of expansive places like the Grand Canyon and Yosemite Valley pale in comparison to the landscapeyness of the pastoral.
(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX
(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX
(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
landscapeyness by placesense February 7, 2009