landscaped 

To get landscaped is when you lose by a lot and then make an even more embarrassing gaffe. Think Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA.

Trump, losing the election, got landscaped by Rudy and the boys.

landscaped by Ral Pie November 12, 2020

Get landscaped 

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

Get landscaped by Ral Pie November 20, 2020

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

landscraper 

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.

Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !

landscraper by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landscape reupload 

Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.

Yo, do you have that landscape reupload called “sp1”?

landscape reupload by BebrusikRngusik July 6, 2022