A word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. It causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. The term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. It also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her "landscape"

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

landscaper by eminemski December 8, 2007

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landscaper

a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person

landscaper by eminemski December 8, 2007

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Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

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anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

anal landscaper by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

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Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

Dirty Landscaper by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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