Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad

I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around

by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

pylephobia

Pylephobia, or Pulviphobia means Fear of pillows.
The word pylephobia comes from the old english word pyle. The word Pulviphobia comes from the latin word pulvinus.

An example of pylephobia:

Me: Time to sleep
*Goes to bed*
*Gets all the pillows*

*Throws them in the trash can*
Me: Aight goodnight zZzZzzZZZzz

by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

Kylophonia

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Kamephobia

The extreme dislike or fear of Kame

Twitter won’t let me tweet something, this is kamephobia

by Kamethesimp September 25, 2020

Katephobia

The fear of someone touching or licking your armpits.

Katephobia If you touch her arm pits and she will lash out.

by DiabeticWonder June 4, 2018

kylephobic

the fear of a transphobic piece of shit named kyle. he IS the embodiment of cursed energy and believes he has a say in the identity of trans people.

i'm proud to be kylephobic, babey!!!

by kyle's fucking mom November 7, 2018

kylephelia

An extreme anxiety of not having little boys with you.

the pope must have kylephelia.

My uncle must have had kylephelia

by ThenTsar April 9, 2019