Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad

I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around

Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

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pylephobia

Pylephobia, or Pulviphobia means Fear of pillows.
The word pylephobia comes from the old english word pyle. The word Pulviphobia comes from the latin word pulvinus.

An example of pylephobia:

Me: Time to sleep
*Goes to bed*
*Gets all the pillows*

*Throws them in the trash can*
Me: Aight goodnight zZzZzzZZZzz

pylephobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

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Kylophonia

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022