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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

pyrophobia 

Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…
pyrophobia by Pyro October 9, 2002

Piephobia 

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.
What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.
Piephobia by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

paleophobia 

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).
Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
paleophobia by もしら手 May 18, 2013

polyphobia 

A fear of people who practice polyamory, or, an abstract fear of the concepts of polyamory.
I encountered homophobia when dealing with straight polyamorous persons, and polyphobia when dealing with monogamous gay persons.
polyphobia by Phlavor October 7, 2013

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad
I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around
Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008