Kanephobia

Hating the goat Harry Kane or being scared of him

I don’t want to play against Spurs I have Kanephobia

by Official Phobias July 5, 2022

kanephobia

Hating Harry Kane or being scared of Harry Kane

I don’t want to play against Spurs I have Kanephobia

by Official Phobias July 5, 2022

Karenphobia

1) The fear that a wild Karen is lurking about in the vicinity of your area; the fear that the female that is approaching you is a Karen.

2) The fear of the human subspecies Karen.

Ex. 1)
"Dude, why did you get so paranoid about the older ladies at the park earlier today?"

"Sorry, that was just my Karenphobia kicking in. I thought one of those ladies was a Karen."

Ex 2)

"You've been hiding in the back quite a bit today, coworker, is something wrong?"
"Not really, I just have Karenphobia."

by Lvl1 MemeWizard August 13, 2019

Kenophobia

fear of voids or empty spaces

That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.

by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

Kanyeaphobia

The fear of having Kanye West interrupt your speech or public presentation to express his own douche-bag opinions.

John: You have a speech to deliver! Why are you not on stage?

Ed: I can't face the crowd man...I think I've got Kanyeaphobia...

John: It's ok...I promise you that Kanye West will not ruin your speech tonight. You have my word.

by evildonline September 15, 2009

Kamephobia

The extreme dislike or fear of Kame

Twitter won’t let me tweet something, this is kamephobia

by Kamethesimp September 25, 2020

Kanyephobia

Fear of Kanye interupting your speech. This will most likely happen in front of a large audience, and he also may complement someone in the audience.

You: Hey, sorry I'm late, I just got interrupted by Kanye again while I was having my speech.

Friend: Oh, I hate when that happens. It happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I have Kanyephobia now and am afraid to have a speech.

by Mlgswim December 31, 2009