kylephobic

the fear of a transphobic piece of shit named kyle. he IS the embodiment of cursed energy and believes he has a say in the identity of trans people.

i'm proud to be kylephobic, babey!!!

by kyle's fucking mom November 7, 2018

katephobic

when you have the biggest crush on a Kate but don’t wanna admit it...

ADMIT IT ALREADY!!

human 1: “Wow Meg was being sooooo Katephobic today”

human 2:“yeah i know she should just admit her feelings and spare the embarrassment

kate: agreed.

by kateissuchahottie February 19, 2021

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad

I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around

by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

kylaphobic

hating kyla

damn i hate kyla so much im so kylaphobic bro

by faded.ky August 3, 2021

Kleptobicia

klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.

Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)

Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?

Will: Sure

Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?

Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia

by Panda Brother July 18, 2011

Kilophobic

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap

John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away

by eyodash January 10, 2017

Kylaphobia

The act of pointing out, accusing or making fun of someone for being aBroflake

Kyle ! you don't need a straight pride march, it just makes you a fucking broflake.This made Kyle feel the victim shame of Kylaphobia.

by The Broflake June 11, 2019