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katephobic 

when you have the biggest crush on a Kate but don’t wanna admit it...

ADMIT IT ALREADY!!
human 1: “Wow Meg was being sooooo Katephobic today”

human 2:“yeah i know she should just admit her feelings and spare the embarrassment

kate: agreed.
katephobic by kateissuchahottie February 19, 2021

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad
I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around
Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

kylaphobic

damn i hate kyla so much im so kylaphobic bro
kylaphobic by faded.ky August 3, 2021

Kleptobicia 

klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.

Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?

Will: Sure

Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?

Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Kleptobicia by Panda Brother July 18, 2011

Kilophobic 

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap
John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away
Kilophobic by eyodash January 10, 2017

Kylaphobia 

The act of pointing out, accusing or making fun of someone for being aBroflake
Kyle ! you don't need a straight pride march, it just makes you a fucking broflake.This made Kyle feel the victim shame of Kylaphobia.
Kylaphobia by The Broflake June 11, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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