A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.
Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"
Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."
Chuckford: "I know, right?"
Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."
Chuckford: "I know, right?"
by Defin-ite July 16, 2022
A physician, usually one of the best in his or her feild, who is so adept at practicing medicine that they frequently handle any and all after hour emergencies in large hospitals with little to no help at bedside from colleagues or subspecialists. Usually high income earners with strong work ethic, very often referred to as the Guardian Angels of the hospital due to their ability to single handedly solve problems and keep critically ill patients alive at night. Can often teach Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) in their sleep. Often exclusively work at night. Proper noun, capitalization important differentiator from non-physician references.
"That physician is the best damn Nocturnist that I have ever had the privilege to work with... saved more lives at night than any other physcian I know."
by Defin-ite July 16, 2022
A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.
Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"
Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"
Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A person, often a viewer of the interactive streaming website Twitch.tv, who repeatedly posts the same string of text in the community text box, an act referred to as 'spamming chat'. Oftentimes, content of the text string will contain only a single word such as pogchamp or jogger, hence the derivation.
Chuckford: "I watched an ASMR stream last night on Twitch."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022