Defin-ite's definitions

Nocturnist

A physician, usually one of the best in his or her feild, who is so adept at practicing medicine that they frequently handle any and all after hour emergencies in large hospitals with little to no help at bedside from colleagues or subspecialists. Usually high income earners with strong work ethic, very often referred to as the Guardian Angels of the hospital due to their ability to single handedly solve problems and keep critically ill patients alive at night. Can often teach Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) in their sleep. Often exclusively work at night. Proper noun, capitalization important differentiator from non-physician references.

"That physician is the best damn Nocturnist that I have ever had the privilege to work with... saved more lives at night than any other physcian I know."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Fudge Zacker

Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.

Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"

Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."

Chuckford: "I know, right?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Pogstar

A person, often a viewer of the interactive streaming website Twitch.tv, who repeatedly posts the same string of text in the community text box, an act referred to as 'spamming chat'. Oftentimes, content of the text string will contain only a single word such as pogchamp or jogger, hence the derivation.

Chuckford: "I watched an ASMR stream last night on Twitch."

Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"

Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Deefacks Shit

Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.

Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."

Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."

Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.

Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Adventurer Plate

A unique form of visual erotica based on manipulation of emotes used by playable characters in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Can also be referred to as "lewd" in conversation based on the degree of indecency of the content portrayed.

Chuckford: "Look at the pose I did with my level 90 cat girl dancer. That camera angle with those effects really take it to the next level."

Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Bootybago

A motor vehicle that attracts members of the opposite sex, usually to the point of initiation of coitus in or around the vehicle itself. Oftentimes has a Gross Vehicular Weight Rating (GVWR) less than 6000lbs, but can be used to refer to any running motor vehicle despite size if sufficiently enticing to members of the opposite sex.

Chuckford: "I finally got my car out of the shop, time to go pick up some chicks in the bootybago!"

Rastafarian Billy: "Does it have a GVWR of 6000lbs or less?"

Chuckford:"Actually, it does, but either way it would still be my bootybago."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022