Defin-ite's definitions

Sportstop

A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.

Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"

Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Adventurer Plate

A unique form of visual erotica based on manipulation of emotes used by playable characters in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Can also be referred to as "lewd" in conversation based on the degree of indecency of the content portrayed.

Chuckford: "Look at the pose I did with my level 90 cat girl dancer. That camera angle with those effects really take it to the next level."

Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.

Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Fudge Zacker

Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.

Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"

Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."

Chuckford: "I know, right?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Bootybago

A motor vehicle that attracts members of the opposite sex, usually to the point of initiation of coitus in or around the vehicle itself. Oftentimes has a Gross Vehicular Weight Rating (GVWR) less than 6000lbs, but can be used to refer to any running motor vehicle despite size if sufficiently enticing to members of the opposite sex.

Chuckford: "I finally got my car out of the shop, time to go pick up some chicks in the bootybago!"

Rastafarian Billy: "Does it have a GVWR of 6000lbs or less?"

Chuckford:"Actually, it does, but either way it would still be my bootybago."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Nocturnist

A physician, usually one of the best in his or her feild, who is so adept at practicing medicine that they frequently handle any and all after hour emergencies in large hospitals with little to no help at bedside from colleagues or subspecialists. Usually high income earners with strong work ethic, very often referred to as the Guardian Angels of the hospital due to their ability to single handedly solve problems and keep critically ill patients alive at night. Can often teach Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) in their sleep. Often exclusively work at night. Proper noun, capitalization important differentiator from non-physician references.

"That physician is the best damn Nocturnist that I have ever had the privilege to work with... saved more lives at night than any other physcian I know."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022