Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.
Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."
Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."
Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."
Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.
Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"
Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"
Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A unique form of visual erotica based on manipulation of emotes used by playable characters in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Can also be referred to as "lewd" in conversation based on the degree of indecency of the content portrayed.
Chuckford: "Look at the pose I did with my level 90 cat girl dancer. That camera angle with those effects really take it to the next level."
Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"
Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A physician, usually one of the best in his or her feild, who is so adept at practicing medicine that they frequently handle any and all after hour emergencies in large hospitals with little to no help at bedside from colleagues or subspecialists. Usually high income earners with strong work ethic, very often referred to as the Guardian Angels of the hospital due to their ability to single handedly solve problems and keep critically ill patients alive at night. Can often teach Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) in their sleep. Often exclusively work at night. Proper noun, capitalization important differentiator from non-physician references.
"That physician is the best damn Nocturnist that I have ever had the privilege to work with... saved more lives at night than any other physcian I know."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022