Kylophonia 

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad

I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around

Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

Kylaphobia 

The act of pointing out, accusing or making fun of someone for being aBroflake

Kyle ! you don't need a straight pride march, it just makes you a fucking broflake.This made Kyle feel the victim shame of Kylaphobia.

Kylaphobia by The Broflake June 11, 2019

kelophobia 

the fear/hatred of round-shaped people with high pitched voices who upload content to youtube

Daniel experienced kelophobia in his YouTube comment section when he was called a 'fat whale who sounds like he just came out of the womb.'

kelophobia by mr pogger November 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004