Kylophonia

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad

I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around

by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

Kylaphobia

The act of pointing out, accusing or making fun of someone for being aBroflake

Kyle ! you don't need a straight pride march, it just makes you a fucking broflake.This made Kyle feel the victim shame of Kylaphobia.

by The Broflake June 11, 2019

kelophobia

the fear/hatred of round-shaped people with high pitched voices who upload content to youtube

Daniel experienced kelophobia in his YouTube comment section when he was called a 'fat whale who sounds like he just came out of the womb.'

by mr pogger November 26, 2020