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Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.
Kweef by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
When a girl farts out of her pussy.
When a girl farts from her pussy.
kweef by tyler September 1, 2004

Crack Kweef 

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'
Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin
"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
Kweef by Jebus December 30, 2004

kweefer sutherland

I reference to keefer sutherland being a vaginal fart....see kweef
she smells like kweefer sutherland
kweefer sutherland by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006