kweefa

Kweefa

–noun

1. The Africanized name bestowed on the quifs or 'vaginal sighs' belonging to boogadonises who have nothing better to do but raise their children to be prostitutes, and then to further whore them out on national TV.

"I smoke, I drink, I steal from my mom, and when I tell the boys I'm 14 years old they like it."
"Honeychild, you better shut up before I blow a kweefa all over this finely apholstered chair."

by SherbertMolasses August 3, 2009

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

Kweef

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.

Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

kweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

When a girl farts from her pussy.

by tyler September 1, 2004

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

kweifakowski

1) The sound a dirty POLISH woman makes after sex. 2) In PGA (Polish Golf Association) terms as a 3 putt.

sentence: Paul made another "kweifakowski" to card an 8.

by Erik Cuttingham June 27, 2006