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Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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Kweejing 

The act of trying to make one seem as if they were a kweej, by growing a beard and dying it purple, shaving their head and leaving one patch of hair and dying it green, covering their entire body in black paint, and walking on their knees so they seem short.
Dude I was kweejing so hard yesterday, at one point I even thought I was a kweej
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when 2 mates mix their two keefs and share a joint

haha ;)
yo bro we're keefing
keefing by noah he February 6, 2024

Kwelfing 

The sexual act of an individual opening their mouth for another individual to burp inside of, and then fart inside of. Once both gases are inside of the mouth, the individual starts edging for as long as they can. After nutting, the amount of minutes edged determines how long the individual will have to watch gay porn for.
My dawg Wyatt started kwelfing last week, and ended up watching gay porn for an hour and seven minutes. What a shithead.
Kwelfing by RedheadsEdge March 25, 2024
Chicago style for “doing to much
pronunciation: qwe-fing
mann you kwefing
kwefing by westsidedude March 8, 2025
When one farts out of his penis.
I was kleefing in her after I finished
Kleefing by Jock McStrap February 7, 2026