The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
by AKACroatalin October 6, 2015
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To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.
by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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When a girl farts out of her pussy.
When a girl farts from her pussy.
by tyler September 1, 2004
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"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2005
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(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.
Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
by Miner 69'er August 22, 2006
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