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kweefe

Damn that kweefe blunt really fucked me up.
by crazyjester July 5, 2012
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Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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Kweef

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.
by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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Keefe

Jenny: oh my god! Keefe is so hot!
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH
by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020
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Keefe Sencen

Keefe Sencen is the most amazing, popular, hot, charming elf of The Lost Cities. Keefe Sencen is a fantastic character in the book, Keeper of the lost Cities by: Shannon Messenger. One of his nicknames is: Lord Hunkyhair and he has a MASSIVE crush on his friend Sophie Foster. Keefe’s ability is an empath.
Teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the galaxy.

Student: umm, sorry to interrupt but have you heard of Keefe Sencen?
by Kotlc buddy :) January 17, 2021
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Andrew O'Keefe

A dickhead who hosts the Australian version of 'Deal or No Deal'. Thinks he's funny and laughs at all his lame jokes which arn't even funny.
Person 1- "Man I hate that guy, he's always trying to be funny, when hes clearly not."
Person 2- "Yeah I know, hes such an Andrew O'Keefe".
by jimmy jim jim jim jim jim March 25, 2009
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kweffed

Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.
You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.
by Antuffa July 6, 2020
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