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Damn that kweefe blunt really fucked me up.
kweefe by crazyjester July 5, 2012
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Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.
Kweef by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
Jenny: oh my god! Keefe is so hot!
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH
Keefe by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020

Keefe Sencen 

Keefe Sencen is the most amazing, popular, hot, charming elf of The Lost Cities. Keefe Sencen is a fantastic character in the book, Keeper of the lost Cities by: Shannon Messenger. One of his nicknames is: Lord Hunkyhair and he has a MASSIVE crush on his friend Sophie Foster. Keefe’s ability is an empath.
Teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the galaxy.

Student: umm, sorry to interrupt but have you heard of Keefe Sencen?
Keefe Sencen by Kotlc buddy :) January 17, 2021

Andrew O'Keefe 

A dickhead who hosts the Australian version of 'Deal or No Deal'. Thinks he's funny and laughs at all his lame jokes which arn't even funny.
Person 1- "Man I hate that guy, he's always trying to be funny, when hes clearly not."
Person 2- "Yeah I know, hes such an Andrew O'Keefe".
Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.
You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.
kweffed by Antuffa July 6, 2020
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