Jebus's definitions

bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!

"bonjurity old chap"

by Jebus March 10, 2004

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

IRL

A joke of a league that runs "dumbed down" races and continues to betray the "vision" with which it was sold to it's fans.

The IRL get's lower TV ratings on ABC that a test pattern.

by Jebus January 6, 2005

Bonus Madness

Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness

"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"

by Jebus September 24, 2004

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 9, 2003