51 definitions by Jebus

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2005

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 10, 2003

Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.

"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"

by Jebus May 1, 2004

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by Jebus March 26, 2005

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by Jebus June 3, 2003

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 22, 2005