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A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
karnell by Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey's September 29, 2013
karnell
A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."
karnell by Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey's September 27, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable