A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of
Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy,
yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty
queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the
soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and
porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict
cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."