Kwartel

Afrikaans slang for only a quarter of a Vagina(POES).

You can still use a Full Vagina(POES) you can even use half a Vagina(POES)
But a Quarter is absolutely useless and has no worth anywhere

That guy is a real Kwartel

Meaning he is useless

by Kwartel June 3, 2022

kwarteng

kwar·teng VERB

1) to commit a grave error, potentially financial in nature

※This definition can pertain to something that has happened before and stopped or an action currently occurring.

2) to suffer a continuous state of disaster
※This definition should have greater effect if the term is used for a situation arising from an action under definition 1.

Synonyms: 1) blunder, make a mistake, (informal) bugger up, (vulgar) fuck up
2) languish, suffer, be tormented, be tortured, (informal) get screwed over, (vulgar) get fucked over

Derivation:

1) From the surname of Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor of the Exchequer, in the aftermath of a September 2022 mini-budget widely condemned as erroneous by, among others, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank of England.
2) The same, but more as a result of the apparent rationale for emergency interventions by the Bank of England in the aftermath of the above.

Definition 1: That idiot of a CFO kwartenged the budget, didn't he?
Definition 2: Pension funds would have collapsed within hours had the economy been permitted to kwarteng unimpeded.

by bibhutibhushan September 28, 2022

vybz kartel

the most lyrically gifted dancehall artiste in jamaica. has created many tunes and bedazzles listeners with clever wordplay and explicit lyrics.

vybz katel " A-B-C-D wE efF she, i doh care just lemme get yuh P, U-N-A-N-Y, Doh ask why sen on the V-A-G-I-N ....A B-C-D we eFF shee...."

"ABC sex"-vybz kartel

by Pietro90 May 25, 2008

Kwasi Kwarteng

A yes-man that cocked up the british economy

Apparently they don't teach economics in Africa

Kwasi Kwarteng is a twat

by Liz Truss October 17, 2022

kwartenged

To be blamed for an error by your boss, so that your boss might protect their own position, even though they were equally culpable. The word was invented after the dismissal of a prominent UK politician, Kwasi Kwarteng who served for 38 days as Chancellor of the Exchequer under Prime Minister Liz Truss.

I can't believe my boss threw me under the bus there, I've been totally kwartenged

by montyr October 19, 2022

Vibz Kartel

An enigmatic cross fusion between Reggae artist, Vybz Kartel, and a girl named "Vibhuti" (Please See Vibhuti). Usually in its' climatic state when she is seen doing the dutty wine to Vybz Kartel's "Dutty Wine."

Guy 1: Damn son!! Is that Vibhuti doing the dutty wine?
Guy 2: Na B, not anymore.... thats Vibz Kartel!!

by LeisureActivity December 6, 2009

kartel

a cute black lightskin boy of gets alot of girls but cant keep them he is know as the school player every girl falls for him but he could care less if they did he defends his family but will fight for what he wants

omg she fell in love with kartel here come her heartbreak

by Queen.xo December 18, 2017