Kwaaf

When a woman has an orgasm so big that she accidentally shits the bed.

Oh poes, Herman! Ek dink ek het sopas gekwaaf!

by jqutioner March 23, 2019

Kwaai

South-African street slang for cool, You must posses some really cool gear to be able to use this word, Kwaai is the top form of "Coolness"

If it isn`t Kwaai it`s uber-ghey | OMg did you see tose Kwaai Shoes

by Lala March 10, 2003

Kwaffle

1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.

Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!

by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007

Kwarf

Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike

"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."

by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007

kwaa

the little-known mating call of a moose.

*male looks at female*
"KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by doobs08 January 9, 2006

kwaal

Kwaal is a clothing brand for DJ Solly Vista in South Africa. The brand label features the sign language for jealous with a bended pointing finger, but is used as a street language for positivity.

Hey man, your attitude is so kwaal, it makes me want to do better.

by iLANsa October 3, 2017

KWAF

A gothic kid or kid who dresses in all black. Usually these kids do not take showers and have no class. "Kids with a future"

Look at those KWAFs over there listening to screamo music and slitting their wrists

by Steve Sheehan November 15, 2005