Mike: Hey Steve how many bags of chips did you eat last night?
Steve: Three full bags of Salt and Vinegar... but now my mouth is cut to shit!
Mike: Oh thats Kaafe bro!
VanImpe & Rob yelling in unison: KAAAAAAAAFE

Kaafe by M Tizz June 26, 2013

kaaficute

what a weird ass girl fucjing weird girl gosh so weird

bhavika - "wow that kaaficute girl is SO weird!!!"

kaaficute by emogril1998 March 17, 2021

kaafu-dhaalu day

The kaafu-dhaalu day. This day describes the special bond of the Dhivehi letters kaafu (ކ) and dhaalu (ދ). It can be used in cases such as:

A) The establishment of the kaafu dhaalu atoll on the 23rd July, the kaafu-dhaalu day. It spreads joy in the country of Maldives.

B) Through the special bond between the letters kaafu and dhaalu, the kaafu-dhaalu day can described as the day a relationship was formed

A) Hey, it’s the 23rd July, the kaafu-dhaalu atoll should have been formed today!

B) It’s the 23rd July, Raaish and Mary have their kaafu-dhaalu day today!

kaafu-dhaalu day by Raary says the dinosaur. October 4, 2021

kaafis

Kingdom of Attraction, Awareness, Faith, Invention and Spirit

kaafis

kaafis by Kingdom of Attraction August 5, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026