Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy
Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressiveballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.