Willful and enjoyable
procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of
internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and
gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on
time!"
"
Zach is the worst at handing in papers on
time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."