A more severe/extreme version of Down Bad or Down Horrendous. The term is usually used to describe someone who hasn't had a significant other or a hookup in a very long
time and is just downright desperate for
literally anyone at this point so that they can experience love,
lust, affection, and everything in between.
Marie: "Hey, isn't this boy
cute?" *Shows picture of HIDEOUS boy*
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the
story is, don't get to a point where you'
re down catastrophic.