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ketastrophy 

a terrible situation which arose during the last round of ket wars.
the innys christmas bash did not go as smoothly as expected. many innys were violently sick on the "mo'dium" after a severe ketting. Many innys slipped and died from the resluting spew fest and panda'MO'diun which was said to be their finest hour. An infamous night referred to as the Ketastrophy
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Kentastrophe 

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.
Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.
Kentastrophe by seejee May 12, 2015

kentastrophe 

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.
Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

Kurtastrophy 

Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy

Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
Kurtastrophy by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011

Kutastrophy 

pure undeniable devastation in which only a ku could achieve.
the aftermath of drilldo-ing that girls asshole was a kutastrophy!
Kutastrophy by r2dd2 October 11, 2009

Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.
"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."

Katastrophyk 

The cybernetic perfection created in cyberspace and uploaded into a geneticly enhanced body.
The fall of human-kind will be created from the hands of one creature, Katastrophyk.
Katastrophyk by Katastrophyk October 11, 2006