a terrible situation which arose during the last round of ket wars.
the innys christmasbash did not go as smoothly as expected. many innys were violently sick on the "mo'dium" after a severe ketting. Many innys slipped and died from the resluting spew fest and panda'MO'diun which was said to be their finest hour. An infamous night referred to as the Ketastrophy
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.