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devastation 

the process of being fist fucked by a filthy old man (preferably tramp like)
that guy will give you ultimate devistation tonight.
devastation by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003

Devastation Laugh 

When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.
Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"

everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.
Devastation Laugh by Lupus_Solus December 27, 2015

Devastation trail

(n.) A trail in Hawaii that can also be used to describe a massive attack of diarrhea.
She had some bad beef and created a devastation trail in the bathroom.

Devastation diet 

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.
Devastation diet by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

devastation nation 

when something occurs that is very devastating to your situation.
When Terrell Owens, former wide receiver of the Dallas Cowboys, was released by Jerry Jones, he said he was heartbroken and shocked. In other words, he and the people around him were going through a period of devastation nation.
devastation nation by kosananat July 28, 2009

planetary devastation 

When a shinobi is fucking a bitch from behind, upon reaching climax he climbs in through the asshole and his whole body enters the anus. In here as he reaches climax he must stand and stretch while screaming planetary devastation and channel the power of the rinnegan to destroy the host.
I gave that bitch some planetary devastation, safe to say she is no more.
planetary devastation by HG95 November 26, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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