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a man who is a god or the best or perfect
that man is krumpey
Krumpey by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.
Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"
krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007
The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Old Man Krumpletoots 

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
Somebody who has a fetish for putting cats heads through things.
I totally pulled a kremple and put my cats head through a piece of bread.
kremple by Jkellin2 March 25, 2013