Krumpey 

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

Krumpey by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

Krumpetschluffer by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Krumpet 

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Krumpeld 

Another word referring to being drunk. Pronounced crum-pulled Also, Krumped, Krumpel, or Krumpelstiltskin are other words referring to the same thing.

"Man, I got krumpeld last night."
"Did you see Nick last night? He was krumped as hell."
Sitting at the bar after taking the 10th shot of the night..."Dude, I'm krumpelstiltskined"

Krumpeld by Krumplestileskin May 22, 2008

Krumpet 

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

Krumpet by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...

"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."

Krumpets by anti-log June 16, 2007