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krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.
Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"
krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007
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Krumpert 

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey
Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.
Krumpert by Jacob R. December 26, 2007
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Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.
The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008
A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
Krumpet by Jason Archer September 12, 2005
Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
Krumpets by anti-log June 16, 2007
A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!
krumpet by solidt December 9, 2009
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