Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...

"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."

by anti-log June 16, 2007

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004

Krumpetschluffer

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Krumpits

"Short People" or Midgets if you will, that dance a style known as "Krumping"

Steve: Did you see the group of Krumpits at the show last night?

Dave: Ya, They were off the hook!!!

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

by solidt December 9, 2009