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by Α February 3, 2022

Klumpse

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

Klumpett

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

klumper

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

Klumped

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

Krumples

That feeling you get at 2 in the afternoon when you realize that you have 3 more hours in the cube.

The Monday krumples are the WORST. Get me outta here!

by MyNameisKal August 12, 2011