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Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
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Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.
After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.
Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.
Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.
Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.
My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered
Kramer by CaysE June 23, 2010