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Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
Kramering by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006
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To burst suddenly and spastically into a room. An unwanted entrance to room.
"I was just sitting there minding my own business, when a neighbor began kramering me."
Kramering by Herra Kotka February 13, 2009
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Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
Kramering by Beth Oswald September 5, 2008
The act of getting married at least 3 times and being a terrible husband.
You know, fuck it. I’m going Kramering the rest of my life because bitches ain’t loyal.
Kramering by harveyiscool November 28, 2025

Kabering 

Staying home from work to play video games.
King Sm0k3y: time to go to work
King Sm0k3y: no kabering today
Kabering by bisbot December 13, 2005
Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.
Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.
Kramerica by Michael B. March 2, 2004
I cant find a listing for Kramerica in the phone directory
Kramerica by some TFer February 29, 2004