Blind_assassin's definitions

depression

The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly.

Depression is a fucking bitch and i curse my humanity for being able to feel it.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

penny

the most uselessly annoying piece of currency in existence. Their primary use is to throw at people when you're bored.

The penny is so god damn useless. Every country should get rid of them like austrailia did.

by Blind_assassin October 20, 2005

Tom Cullen

The mentally retarded guy from Steven Kings' "the stand". One of the most awesome characters to ever appear in a book ever. In the movie hes played by the guy who does the voice of Patrick.

M-O-O-N and that spells Kansas- Tom Cullen

by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Gamefaqs

A website that is well formatted and contains lots of helpful game guides and cheats/secrets. The message boards however are complete shit and are run by a bunch of nazis who mod you and ban you for no reason if they dont like what you said.

GameFaqs helped me beat many games but when i asked for help with something on the message boards some 8 year old told me that i was a fag for not using capital letters even though he spelled every second word wrong.

by Blind_assassin September 26, 2005

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

cyst

similar to a zit but bigger. Kind of like a tumor but is (in most cases) non-fatal.

I have a cyst in my wrist from when i hurt it but it'll be gone in a few weeks.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

frisbee golf

Also known as frolf. Its golf with a frisbee.

I have no dea how to play frisbee golf or frolf.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005