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A super sporty kid, smart, hecka hot. Like a Carson but less flirty.
I wish I was as athletic as Krager.
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A school teacher that thinks he is intelligent but is only smarter than the dumb ones in his class.
Kragers are generally child predators and will without fail - lose their teaching credentials for fucking a student.

They are liars, cheaters and cowards with teeeeeenie tiny peckers and can be found cruising skate parks for little boys
Did you hear about what happened to Michael?
No what?
He became a Krager and got arrested for fucking a little kid
What a piece of shit scumbag pussy.
Some Marine should split his fucking grape when he goes out looking for his next victim
Krager by Kimboslicekitty1 June 16, 2025
Krager is a delusional pedophile that thinks he is smart but is actually a fuckjng retard.
They fuck children and then act like a surprised victim when they get arrested.
You normally find them cruising skate parks or with their skinny little packers exposed trying to lure some little boy into an abandoned pool like Pennywise in the sewer. Snce the sewer is where their mother used to feed, look for it's mates and usually give birth to the baby kragers that is where they feel most comfortable.

If they do trick someone into fucking them best bet whichever hole he is allowed to stick his pathetic dick in willl forever smell like a septic tank for life.
Mar K "Did you hear Michael got lured into an abandon pool by a krager?

Carriecunt "I did - he told him everything sucks down here then lost his teaching credentials for life and became a registered sex offender."

Mar K "Those kragers sure are dumb with pathetic little pp's"
Krager by Fuckachomoinor November 10, 2025

dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.
dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.
Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger
Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022
Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023