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Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
Related Words

Korten Stuff 

A phrase that can be used to describe illegal activities such as underage drinking as well as driving excessively fast.

"Korten Stuff" can also be used as a synonym for classy stuff, such as Bud Light.
Anybody up for doing korten stuff tonight?

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Kotex masturbator 

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014
Kotex fits. Period.
Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004
a describing word to say that somebody is extremely gangsta or that something is extremely dank.
man, that nigga is straight korte. he's got all the ladies.
korte by jimmy December 4, 2004