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Kotext • Kotex • Kotetsu • kotex cowboy • Kotex Kontessa • kotex mafia • Kotex masturbator • Kotex Muncher • Kotex queen • Kotex Wax
Kotex Kontessa
A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
T-Bone Kotex
A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Kotex masturbator
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014
Kotex
Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004
captain kotex
1. a moody bastard.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
captain kotex by streetwhiz April 5, 2009
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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