jimmy's definitions

teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

Hindi for:
An elephants cock is in your ass.

Doctor: Sooo what seems to be the problem here? Lets have a look. Holy fook! Teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

What the hell is that all ABOOT?

by Jimmy February 18, 2003

pig

Marti Gras chick

sup pig

by jimmy May 22, 2003

Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.

"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"

by Jimmy May 4, 2003

car wash

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious

I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.

by jimmy July 28, 2004

yayee

a crazy asian girl that works at peiwei, she is a dirty dirty little girl

Yayee Likes it from behind

by Jimmy March 24, 2005

lurker

Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.

Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).

by Jimmy July 30, 2003

libertarian

Anyone who doesn't believe that the government should be used for control and oppression, but firmly believes in the right of walmart-style corporations and the wealthy to do so.

Libertarians scare me.

by Jimmy February 22, 2005