by jimmy December 04, 2004

A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.
Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"
I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!
My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!
My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
by bigtitties123 February 06, 2010

A Counter-Strike clan comprised of highly ethical, yet unwaivering administrators. Priding themselves on providing a cuss free and very interesting custom map environment.
207.71.121.23:27015
207.71.121.23:27015
by foxxy July 30, 2004

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

3 swedish words, forming the sentence ; Good ass cards.
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"
by naggi August 25, 2006

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.
by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021

A son who proves that loving your family means owing your pass and striving to be a better person every day
"He's has a few rough patches, but he's a true Kort-a-lort --- always getting back on his feet and making his parents proud!"
by Intellectual Contender August 18, 2025
