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Online turn based collectible card game designed by Dan Sirlin. It is hosted on www.Kongregate.com, and a system to collect cards is integrated into kongregate.com
Man, i just got pwned at Kongai
Thank god cornelius got nerfed, he was uber-broken
Kongai by Ebonyks January 12, 2009
Words you can keep
The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.
Related Words

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Konglish 

Korean and English mixed together.
Korean with English grammar.
I am the Keun-est sister. (Keun meaning big.)
Konglish by Daniel012 May 5, 2005

Konglish 

Korean + English pretty much. It's korean words mixed into english by maybe adding -ed to a korean verb to make it a past tense word, or something like that. Many korean jokes can be made this way. FOBs usually speak like that to banana korean people.
I "bap mugued" (I ate rice)
You're a "babo" (You're an idiot)
Korny Konglish joke: What did the horny mushroom say to his girlfriend? Buhsut (fyi thats mushroom in korean)
Konglish by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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